Well people, its been a while.

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Would love to say its been because the Angry man hasnt been angry, but he has, hes just been lazy, and too busy with other more angry issues.

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Today, time for the scurge of the community, people that can dish it out, but cant take it in return.

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We all know these waste of space cunts, happy to give everyone else a rib, and start an argument, but then when it turns the other way, everyone is picking on them and everyone is a cunt.

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These piss ant weak cunts then grab for whatever attention they can, and try for sympathy at every corner, and ofcourse, funny how they never tell people the full story huh?

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They suck people in to try to support them, give them thier own slanted version of the truth, which usually is pretty close to 100 percent bull fucking shit, then all of a sudden every other poor cunt is fighting thier battles for them, while they sit back and watch the fireworks.

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Fuck me, people like this give me the god damn fucking shit. There's a special place at the bottom of the angry mans fridge for people like this, yeh, thats right, next to the rotting lettuce in the crisper drawer. Yeh, they are the mouldy bit of shit that we have long forgotten about, and frankly dont care about.

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Ever noticed how these people seem to have sad pathetic little lives, and have nothing better to do that to plot ways to manipulate people? We all know people like this.

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The big problem being here, is that these little sad case dickless cunts dont realise how sad and pathetic they really are and most of the time, they tend to be pretty damn annoying to everyone else.

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They piss people off wherever they go, and its always other people that are out to get them, when in fact, they are the mentally deficient pigmies to start with.

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We all know these cunts, do the angry man a favor, next time one tries to pull the stop picking on me shit, right after they started it, tell em they are being a cunt, and tell them to fuck off. Fuck, ive had enough of this, time for a fuckin beer.

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L8ter.

Ebay Fuckwits!

Today, the fuckwits of Ebay, its your fucking turn.

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Well, how many fucking times, do you look at something someone is trying to sell on Ebay, with completely fucking useless pictures ?

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I mean its not like your trying to sell something is it ? Oh hang on, wait, YOU FUCKING ARE! Why do they think they will sell something if they cant even be bothered taking a few pics of the thing, i mean, like how fucking hard is it?

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So if you could be fucked, you ask for some more pics, and the sellers think your asking for thier fuckin first born!, cmon they wouldnt spend money on something without pics, but when they become sellers, your expected to have a fucking crystal ball, and know what it looks like, without pics!

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Then we have the fucktards with the stupid questions, how many times do people have to ask stupid questions, cmon, surely people arent that thick in the melon, ive seen and heard some fucked up questions, then ive had some that just defy belief with thier stupidity, questions like, "That car your selling, whats it need for a RWC?".....hmm maybe, wheels, engine, gearbox, interior, diff, and pretty much all the hang on panels. Yeh thats right cunt, it says "ROLLING SHELL" in the fucking ad, yeh, drive the cunt home fuckwit.

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How about, mr "Im sorry, i bid on your item, I dont want it, ummm.......the dog pressed the bid button...........12 times!" For fuck sake, we have all been tanked and thought, yeh, that pink VW would be cool, and hit the button, and then the next morning, your thinking what the fuck did i do last night? What the fuck did i buy ? This folks, i like to call "Drunk Bidding" and there should be an extra button on Ebay, called the "Morning after" button, that automatically retracts the bid, if you were over.. 08% BAC the night before. Good call i reckon.

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Seriously, i once had someone say, "Sell somthing on Ebay and meet a dickhead" Yeh Mick, she's all yours that one mate, never a truer word spoken, and it needs to go down in history!

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Later Meat Puppets.

Women..... 2.0

Well, i guess it doesnt all have to be all angry, sometimes, i guess it can be about stupid.

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Let me tell you a Fucked up tale.... Its got Love, Sex, a couple of Fuckwits, and even has an ending.

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When the Angry Man, was much younger, and well.....way less fuckin angry, he met a young lass that sweeped him off his feet, and after a year or two, the young pre angry man thought this girl was the one. Emotionals and feeling ran through him, and well fuck, i guess were all young, stupid, and wanting to unload daily into a nice young lass at one time or another.

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Well, things were good, until the Angry man found out that one of his ex mates.... lets just call him scumbag fuckhole.

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Well Mr Fuckhole, had too much to drink one night, and the angry mans young lass was also intoxicated beyond belief, at a mutual friends party, and well, lets cut to the chase, the angry mad discovered that the young lass had dissapeared out into the back yard, and upon investigation, the angry man discovered that his young lass had accidentally fallen onto Mr Fuckhole's crotch, with her mouth.... and lets just say she must have been a good aim, coz she was gobbin off this cunts cock.

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So, the angry man did what he did, belted the crap outta Mr Fuckhole, and told the young lass to well and truly, fuck the hell off.

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The young lass, try as she might, attempted to get the Angry Man to forgive her, and give her another chance, and perhaps the whole chain of events might be a mitigating factor to the Angry Mans sunny disposition, that he now displays.

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Well, after much effort from the young lass, the Angry Man caved in and had her back. All was well for 6 months, until again, a similar event occured, and more carnage ensued, and this time it was done.

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The Angry Man moved on in life, found many other women over the years, but for some reason the Angry Man, thoughts always seemed to drift back to this particular young lass.

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Life moved, and 20 years later he ran into one of this young lass's best friends, and ended up having coffee with the GF. Ofcourse the conversation drifted back to the Angry Mans Ex, and all i can say, is what the fuck is wrong with some Women?

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Let me paint the picture as it was told.

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After the Angry Man dumped her arse to the curb, she basically turned into the villiage bicycle, and everyone has had a turn on her. Apparently, she is single, unemployed, and pretty much is involved with some married guy, that comes past once a week to empty into her, and well pretty much leave.

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Wht the fuckig hell would a nice attractive young lady to allow herself to be a trampoline for all and sundry, then put up with some married cunt, that goes home to his wife and kids every night, and ring her to be ready at the front door when his balls are full? Where the fuck is her self esteem? I mean ive seen a current photo, she is still fuckin gorgeous, and she always had such a good personality, but fuck me, what a serious fucking waste of a honey. Sure she cant keep her legs shut, but no doubt thats from daddy issues, and thinks she has to fuck some cunt to make him like her.

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We have all come across women like this, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with them?

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And more to the point, the angry man's sense of morality, has him thinking he needs to belt the fuckwit she is screwing, and tell the cunt to go home to his wife!

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Ahhh fuck it, its her own fault.

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The Fucking Election.

FUCK!

Well, I dont even know where to start with this shit.

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Well, all you people that voted for that stupid tosspot Rudd, have pretty much put the country in the worst position in a long time.

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That stupid Ranga mole Gillard is running the joint now, and are you all happy with that ? Ya got a cunt running the country you didnt even vote for ? Do you feel ripped off ? Do you feel cheated ? well if you dont, you fuckin should, COZ YOU GOT FUCKED! She will be the death of this fine country, and its all your fucking fault!

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Can you believe that today i had someone say to me to give her a go? GIVE HER A GO? GIVE HER A FUCKING GO? What the fuck? Where do you think she's come from ? Was she freshly elected off the fuckin street last week ? You dumb fuck!, she was Rudd's right hand! What do you think? She was out the back having a shit when Rudd fucked the country? Sorry, i had a turtle pokin out, so i went for a big steaming crap, and when i came back, Kev had fucked the joint? Whats that? The country is in debt? Nah not my fault, oh hang on, i just need to go drop the kids off at the pool!, Yeh, i wasnt there, i was on the crapper!

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Fuck me, this is all so fucked up, that it just defies all reason.

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The problem being, is that every stupid un-informed dumb fuck will vote the stupid cow in, coz they think she will give them more money! Yeh, thats right, more free handouts, incase you cunts didnt know, IT WAS YOUR OWN FUCKIN MONEY, all they did was give it back!

But seriously, dont for a minute think they are gonna give you more freebies, coz were FUCKING BROKE NOW!

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Yeh, thats right, were fuckin in shitters ditch, in debt, and now the fuckwit mole is going to have to raise the taxes to pay back the money Kev handed out while she was out the back taking that shit!

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And im sick and fucking tired of people telling me "Labor did well to avoid the GFC"...... are you for fucking real ? Why did they do so well ? WHY ?

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Coz Uncy Johnny Howard, (The cunt you voted out) left fucking mounds of money in the till, for all of us for a rainy day. Well Johnno, sorry Budz, but its all pissed up, all gone, and guess what ? were broke again.

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Ya know what ? How about the Libs just sit out this election and the fuckin next one, let Labor do thier shit, fuck the joint beyond help, then when we have more fucking debt that all the EU combined, you can come crying back to vote the Libs back in, well nah, FUCK YOU, you voted Labor in, now your stuck with em, YOUR FUCKED!

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More soon, this is a big subject.

A Tee Fucken O

The A Tee Fucking O.

Well, today i spent three fucking hours on the fucking cunt of a phone to those cunts at the Australian taxation fucking office.

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I started out wanting to know my tax file number, which unlike some fucking poindexter cunt that knows all his shit of by heart, i dont know it.

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You see, my brain works a little like Homer Simpsons, my brain has an automatic disposal service for really important stuff, when i learn new things, my brain seems to eject really important stuff that i need to remember. Its just the way it works, if i really need to remember something, then i have to walk around all day deliberatly trying not to learn anything new, coz when i do, that important thing i was trying to remember, gets ejected.

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So you can pretty much gather that my tax file number got ejected about 3 mins after the cunts at the ATO gave it to me last time when i decided i wanted a cup of coffee. Well, at least thats what i summise, as i can clearly remember the cup of coffee, coz you see, thats useless information, and for that my friends, my brain is like a fucking super computer, and not a normal super computer, its like one of those humungous cunts that the CIA has to listen to every cunts phone conversations.

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Yeh, ive got a brain full of useless shit, but i cant remember the important stuff, well stiff shit thats the way it is.

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What the fuck was this rant about again ? Ive forgottern, i just learnt something new.

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Oh right, i just read the bit at the top again.

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Back to the CUNTS at the ATO.

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Ok, so i ring the fuckin number that took me 10 minutes to find on thier shitfull website, and the reason its so hard to find is beacause the cunts dont want you to ring, thats right, the fuckers dont even want to know about your problem, thats why they hide the phone number in some deep location 20 fucking pages deep into thier website.

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So i listen to the options and suprise suprise, NO FUCKING CHOICES FOR WHAT I FUCKING WANT !!

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So i push the one closest to what i need, and then the fucking shithouse muzak i think its called starts playing, and at least i think its called muzak, coz it sure aint music.

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By now ive been on the phone about 20 mins, missed about half a fucking dozen phone calls on my mobile, which funnily enough hasnt rung all day until i get on the phone to these cunts, then rings half a dozen times, and ofcourse its people i actually want to talk to.

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So after about half an hour, i get through to this cunt, and i tell him i need to know my tax file number, and he kindly tells me im in the wrong section, and he will have to put me through to another section.

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What a fucking suprise.

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20 more mins on the phone, and by this stage i swear the music, sorry, muzak, oh fuck it lets call it what it is "Fucking shithouse noise" and lets abbreviate it to "FSN", well this FSN shit i swear is giving me a fucking emolism its so fucking shit, i am fidgeting around and trying to do stuff, but ofcourse cant concentrate on anything else, coz i dont want to forget what i was ringing about when the pricks finally do answer right ?

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Well, finally another cunt answers the phone, i tell them i need to know what my tax file number is, and he says, yup sure i can tell you, but i need to identify you...... I should hope so dickwad, coz i dont want any other cunts knowing my tax file number thats for sure.

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So 1st question is my address, and ive moved about 4 times in the last 2 years, so im spitting out random address's to this dick, and finally JACKPOT, i got one right.

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Then he wants to know my date of birth, which was actually something i knew, so check, got that one ok.

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Lastly, he asks me what the amount of my tax return was last year....... what the fuck ? how the fuck am i going to remember that shit ? I thought it was about a grand, so i says $1000, and he says nup, i need to know exactly, so i can identify you....

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HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO REMEMBER THAT SHIT ?

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Then the professor on the other end of the phone offers to post out a form that i can fill in requesting the tax file number..... AWWW FUCK !

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I nearly lost it, and seriously if that cunt wasnt in India at some call center, he would fucking want to be, coz i seriously wanted to ring his fucking neck with the fucking phone cord, but no doubt the cunt thinks hes Major fucking Tom, to Ground Fucking Control, and is wearing one of those FUCKING head set phone things, that i would now have to shove up his arse instead. Yeh let me see you put me on hold then cunt with the headset up your arse cunt.

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By now the tool can sense im losing my patience, so he asks me to hold....... then guess what ?

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THE FUCKING MOTHERLESS GOAT ROOTING, DISEASE RIDDEN, FLEA INFESTED FUCKING CUNT HUNG UP ON ME.

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So i think to myself, how the fuck am i going to find out what my return was last year, so i ring my poindexter accountant, and ask him what my return amount was last year, and he tells me, and asks me why i want to know ?

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Well i said to him, that i needed my tax file number, and the cunts want to know the amount to identify me......

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Well guess what ? Poindexter the pasty white accountant says to me, "Got a Pen?" ummm yeh i says..... "Here it is" and he reads it out to me over the phone.........

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Want to know the best bit ? That farken Pasty Squinty little Nerd will charge me for that phone call...... and im sure he will read this and charge me for reading this shit too.

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What was the question again ? Aww fuck it, i need a beer.

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Later.

Banks AGAIN !!

FUCKING BANKS

Well, ive been watching these bullshit bank Ads on the TV and ive finally snapped.

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Do these cunts think that we are all fucking so stupid that we dont know they lie to our faces ?

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Example: NAB is currently running a campaign saying that during the global meltdown, that they actually increased lending to help people through the storm.

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WHAT THE FUCK ?????

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If by increased lending they mean they increased lending to thier own repossesion department, then yeh, maybe they did, but for fuck sake.... we all know the cunts just repossesed more poor cunts houses and cars than they probably did in the last 10 years.

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How is it for these scumbag pricks, that make more profit than most countries, ok to lie to our faces, and were sposed to swallow this crap ?

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Then on top of it, they keep jacking up the home loan rates, regardless of what the reserve bank does, what they just sit there in the banks department of "fucking over the customers" thinking of more ways to screw us up the arse daily ?
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Well another bank has been running ads saying they "Contacted thier clients during the Globla Financial Crisis and offered to extend thier loans and refinance them" Ummmm who the fuck did they contact ? coz i cant seem to find a single fucking person that didnt COP IT UP THE ARSE during this fuckin meltdown.
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I mean seriously, were they all aiming for the jackpot prize ? repo 100 homes an hour and get this set of steak knives ? WTF ? Repo 100 cars in an hour and get the meat tray ?

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The dirty cunts throw people out of thier homes and on to the street, and yeh, thats all just forgotten, lets put some nice touchy feely ads out, and the dumb cunts will beleive us...

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By now im sure you have figured out that I HATE BANKS, and i reckon THEY ARE CUNTS, becuase they have no other purpose in life, but to fuck you over, and make a profit in the process.

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I think i might open my own bank, and call it the "FU Bank", my slogan can be "We can fuck you over just as good as the others, but hey, we will give you free moneyboxes". Man i will make a Motza.
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Who's tried to borrow some money in the last 12 months ? for a car, or a house, or even a personal loan ? Tell me you dont feel like the little boy from the movie Oliver...

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"Please sir, id like to borrow some money, and you can make a massive profit from it...."

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"YOU WANT TO BORROW MORE ???? YOU WANT MORE???"

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Seriously, one day i want to win 50 mil in lotto, and im gonna buy a fuck load of shares in a bank, and then go to the AGM and made a dead set cunt of myself, and heckle the fuck out of the pricks in the middle of thier "we just made another billion" speech.

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Why is it ok for these cunts to treat us like were fucking vermin shit caught under thier boot ? Why do they think we are all stupid ? Do they see fucking scars on our foreheads from frontal labotomies ?

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Want me to tell you why ?

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Coz they are cunts, pure and simple.

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Fuckem.

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Later peoples.

Bloody Vicroads, RTA, Main Rds, Etc.

What the fucking hell is wrong with the Government registration authoraties ?

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What the fuck is wrong with Vicroads ? im sure all the other states arent much better, but today Vicroads is getting the Angry man treatment, with a little NSW Rta in the mix.

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Firstly, why the fuck do they only employ just enough people to always make sure you have to wait an hour ?

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Isnt my time valuable to them ? obviously fucking not, coz they dont care, i have to sit and wait for the privelidge of getting completely fucked over by a bunch of pricks that take my money as well.

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Have you ever rung the cunts up ? well lets just hope if you do, your not on your mobile, because you will need to sell a kidney to pay for the 9 hour phone call, and if you are one of the lucky ones that actually get through, you will either end up with a fuckwit that has no idea what your asking, or you have been directed to the guy that cleans the toilets by mistake.

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Its not bad enough that when you walk in and take the ticket from that fucking machine and you look up at the current number they are serving and find out there are over a hundred people in front of you, nah, when you finally get the the fucking counter, they will tell you that you have the wrong paperwork and tell you to come back another day...

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ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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I think they should have a 10ft high fucking hairy gorilla at the front door that belts you in the fuckin nose, so that when you sit there for an hour, you have something to take your mind off it.

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Then we come to the rocket scientists behind the counter, for fuck sake, do they go to slow school ? i mean how many times do they have to ask you the same questions, and you provide them the same fucking paperwork, only to have them tell you that you are missing something, until you point out that its in thier hand ?

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Heaven forbid you actually have to register something and they have to waddle outside to come check the numbers on the vehicle ?

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Oh man, thats a fate worse than death, because we all know how they fuck around even when you show them where the numbers are, but all of a sudden they think they are fucking mechanics and decide to have a look round the vehicle, like they even know what the fuck they are looking at ?

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Do you know how badly i want to shove one of those stupid fucking little extension lights they use to see the number, right up thier lazy farken arse, and pull it out the other fucking end ?

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One thing i do feel sorry for is the poor bastards in NSW, you guys got serious issues with your RTA, they are fucked !!

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I tried to arrange a permit to bring a vehicle home to Vic, and was told i needed to get a brown slip to drive it on the road ? whats a brown slip i ask ?

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Well fuck me, i have to get a safety check to allow me to take a vehicle to go get checked ?

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What the fuck ? I need a check to take it for a check ?

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Are they on fucking drugs ? Obviously they fucking are.

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Seriously, we need to doze the joints into the ground with the useless fucking cunts working there in with the rubble.

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Fuckin cunts !!