Saturday, July 24, 2010

Women..... 2.0


Well, i guess it doesnt all have to be all angry, sometimes, i guess it can be about stupid.
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Let me tell you a Fucked up tale.... Its got Love, Sex, a couple of Fuckwits, and even has an ending.
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When the Angry Man, was much younger, and well.....way less fuckin angry, he met a young lass that sweeped him off his feet, and after a year or two, the young pre angry man thought this girl was the one. Emotionals and feeling ran through him, and well fuck, i guess were all young, stupid, and wanting to unload daily into a nice young lass at one time or another.
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Well, things were good, until the Angry man found out that one of his ex mates.... lets just call him scumbag fuckhole.
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Well Mr Fuckhole, had too much to drink one night, and the angry mans young lass was also intoxicated beyond belief, at a mutual friends party, and well, lets cut to the chase, the angry mad discovered that the young lass had dissapeared out into the back yard, and upon investigation, the angry man discovered that his young lass had accidentally fallen onto Mr Fuckhole's crotch, with her mouth.... and lets just say she must have been a good aim, coz she was gobbin off this cunts cock.
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So, the angry man did what he did, belted the crap outta Mr Fuckhole, and told the young lass to well and truly, fuck the hell off.
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The young lass, try as she might, attempted to get the Angry Man to forgive her, and give her another chance, and perhaps the whole chain of events might be a mitigating factor to the Angry Mans sunny disposition, that he now displays.
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Well, after much effort from the young lass, the Angry Man caved in and had her back. All was well for 6 months, until again, a similar event occured, and more carnage ensued, and this time it was done.
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The Angry Man moved on in life, found many other women over the years, but for some reason the Angry Man, thoughts always seemed to drift back to this particular young lass.
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Life moved, and 20 years later he ran into one of this young lass's best friends, and ended up having coffee with the GF. Ofcourse the conversation drifted back to the Angry Mans Ex, and all i can say, is what the fuck is wrong with some Women?
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Let me paint the picture as it was told.
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After the Angry Man dumped her arse to the curb, she basically turned into the villiage bicycle, and everyone has had a turn on her. Apparently, she is single, unemployed, and pretty much is involved with some married guy, that comes past once a week to empty into her, and well pretty much leave.
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Wht the fuckig hell would a nice attractive young lady to allow herself to be a trampoline for all and sundry, then put up with some married cunt, that goes home to his wife and kids every night, and ring her to be ready at the front door when his balls are full? Where the fuck is her self esteem? I mean ive seen a current photo, she is still fuckin gorgeous, and she always had such a good personality, but fuck me, what a serious fucking waste of a honey. Sure she cant keep her legs shut, but no doubt thats from daddy issues, and thinks she has to fuck some cunt to make him like her.
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We have all come across women like this, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with them?
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And more to the point, the angry man's sense of morality, has him thinking he needs to belt the fuckwit she is screwing, and tell the cunt to go home to his wife!
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Ahhh fuck it, its her own fault.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Fucking Election.

FUCK!
Well, I dont even know where to start with this shit.
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Well, all you people that voted for that stupid tosspot Rudd, have pretty much put the country in the worst position in a long time.
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That stupid Ranga mole Gillard is running the joint now, and are you all happy with that ? Ya got a cunt running the country you didnt even vote for ? Do you feel ripped off ? Do you feel cheated ? well if you dont, you fuckin should, COZ YOU GOT FUCKED! She will be the death of this fine country, and its all your fucking fault!
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Can you believe that today i had someone say to me to give her a go? GIVE HER A GO? GIVE HER A FUCKING GO? What the fuck? Where do you think she's come from ? Was she freshly elected off the fuckin street last week ? You dumb fuck!, she was Rudd's right hand! What do you think? She was out the back having a shit when Rudd fucked the country? Sorry, i had a turtle pokin out, so i went for a big steaming crap, and when i came back, Kev had fucked the joint? Whats that? The country is in debt? Nah not my fault, oh hang on, i just need to go drop the kids off at the pool!, Yeh, i wasnt there, i was on the crapper!
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Fuck me, this is all so fucked up, that it just defies all reason.
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The problem being, is that every stupid un-informed dumb fuck will vote the stupid cow in, coz they think she will give them more money! Yeh, thats right, more free handouts, incase you cunts didnt know, IT WAS YOUR OWN FUCKIN MONEY, all they did was give it back!
But seriously, dont for a minute think they are gonna give you more freebies, coz were FUCKING BROKE NOW!
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Yeh, thats right, were fuckin in shitters ditch, in debt, and now the fuckwit mole is going to have to raise the taxes to pay back the money Kev handed out while she was out the back taking that shit!
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And im sick and fucking tired of people telling me "Labor did well to avoid the GFC"...... are you for fucking real ? Why did they do so well ? WHY ?
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Coz Uncy Johnny Howard, (The cunt you voted out) left fucking mounds of money in the till, for all of us for a rainy day. Well Johnno, sorry Budz, but its all pissed up, all gone, and guess what ? were broke again.
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Ya know what ? How about the Libs just sit out this election and the fuckin next one, let Labor do thier shit, fuck the joint beyond help, then when we have more fucking debt that all the EU combined, you can come crying back to vote the Libs back in, well nah, FUCK YOU, you voted Labor in, now your stuck with em, YOUR FUCKED!
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More soon, this is a big subject.