Bloody Vicroads, RTA, Main Rds, Etc.

What the fucking hell is wrong with the Government registration authoraties ?

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What the fuck is wrong with Vicroads ? im sure all the other states arent much better, but today Vicroads is getting the Angry man treatment, with a little NSW Rta in the mix.

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Firstly, why the fuck do they only employ just enough people to always make sure you have to wait an hour ?

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Isnt my time valuable to them ? obviously fucking not, coz they dont care, i have to sit and wait for the privelidge of getting completely fucked over by a bunch of pricks that take my money as well.

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Have you ever rung the cunts up ? well lets just hope if you do, your not on your mobile, because you will need to sell a kidney to pay for the 9 hour phone call, and if you are one of the lucky ones that actually get through, you will either end up with a fuckwit that has no idea what your asking, or you have been directed to the guy that cleans the toilets by mistake.

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Its not bad enough that when you walk in and take the ticket from that fucking machine and you look up at the current number they are serving and find out there are over a hundred people in front of you, nah, when you finally get the the fucking counter, they will tell you that you have the wrong paperwork and tell you to come back another day...

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ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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I think they should have a 10ft high fucking hairy gorilla at the front door that belts you in the fuckin nose, so that when you sit there for an hour, you have something to take your mind off it.

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Then we come to the rocket scientists behind the counter, for fuck sake, do they go to slow school ? i mean how many times do they have to ask you the same questions, and you provide them the same fucking paperwork, only to have them tell you that you are missing something, until you point out that its in thier hand ?

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Heaven forbid you actually have to register something and they have to waddle outside to come check the numbers on the vehicle ?

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Oh man, thats a fate worse than death, because we all know how they fuck around even when you show them where the numbers are, but all of a sudden they think they are fucking mechanics and decide to have a look round the vehicle, like they even know what the fuck they are looking at ?

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Do you know how badly i want to shove one of those stupid fucking little extension lights they use to see the number, right up thier lazy farken arse, and pull it out the other fucking end ?

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One thing i do feel sorry for is the poor bastards in NSW, you guys got serious issues with your RTA, they are fucked !!

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I tried to arrange a permit to bring a vehicle home to Vic, and was told i needed to get a brown slip to drive it on the road ? whats a brown slip i ask ?

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Well fuck me, i have to get a safety check to allow me to take a vehicle to go get checked ?

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What the fuck ? I need a check to take it for a check ?

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Are they on fucking drugs ? Obviously they fucking are.

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Seriously, we need to doze the joints into the ground with the useless fucking cunts working there in with the rubble.

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Fuckin cunts !!

FUCKING TRAFFIC, MORE TRAFFIC, AND MORE TRAFFIC.

Ok kids, its been a while, but due to popular demand, the angry man is back.

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How many times have you sat in a traffic Jam on a Toll road, thinking why the fuck am i paying for the privelidge of sitting here wasting MY valuable time ?

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Let me ask you, why the fuck do we have to pay to sit in a traffic Jam ?

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The Angry Mans take ?

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Being charged a Toll while the traffic isnt moving, is THEFT !! Pure an simple THEFT.

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FOR FUCKS SAKE, IVE NEVER SEEN A MORE CLEAR CUT CASE OF PAYING FOR A FUCKING DEFECTIVE PRODUCT !!

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The A - Triple fuckin C are right onto some crap plastic bit of shit imported toy that isnt the right color or made with slightly the wrong packaging, but why isnt it that they are on to the great big bloody ass reaming we all get daily sitting in traffic on a toll road ?

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If i walked into Mac-farken-donalds, and said I want a burger, they take my money and then tell me to piss off and dont give me my cheeseburger, there would be hell to pay right ?

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So can someone PLEASE tell me why the fuck we are paying for a Toll road thats a car park.

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But wait, there's more, and it aint farken steak knives either.....

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Whats with the FUCKIN closed lanes on freeways during peak hour ?

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Please someone tell me why the fuck they do that ?

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I sat in bumper to bumper traffic today, 3 lanes wide, with an extra lane that was closed...

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FOR NO BLOODY REASON !!

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Why the fuck do they close the lane ?

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Just to make someone lose it and go postal ? Listen folks, its happened before, people go nutz in traffic, and people get shot, beaten, and terrorised, and why ?

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Beacuse the cunts cant get the road system right ?

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I can just see it, in years to come, after we all go insane, and we shoot someone in traffic, you will be standing there in the court, the judge will ask you why you did it, and you will respond with...

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"Well your honour, there i was, i had been sitting there not moving for 40 mins, the pricks charged me for the privelidge, and then this tosspot in a hyundai excel pulled up next to me, with his baseball cap turned around backwards, 22" chrome rims, milo tin exhaust pipe, and he was playing some god awful music so loud all you could hear is the bass beat, and i snapped"

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I can just see the judge saying...

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"Hmmm Im so sorry sir, case dismissed..... Bailiff, validate this mans parking voucher.... sorry for wasting your time sir, how about i send some work for the dole kids round to mow your lawn for a year or two.."

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Why is it ok to shaft us, and all us stupid sheep just keep letting them do us up the arse, and not only do we ask for more, we ask them to wrap 20 grit sandpaper and DONT use lube.

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ITS A SCAM SCAM SCAM.

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-Angry man.