Bloody Vicroads, RTA, Main Rds, Etc.

What the fucking hell is wrong with the Government registration authoraties ?

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What the fuck is wrong with Vicroads ? im sure all the other states arent much better, but today Vicroads is getting the Angry man treatment, with a little NSW Rta in the mix.

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Firstly, why the fuck do they only employ just enough people to always make sure you have to wait an hour ?

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Isnt my time valuable to them ? obviously fucking not, coz they dont care, i have to sit and wait for the privelidge of getting completely fucked over by a bunch of pricks that take my money as well.

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Have you ever rung the cunts up ? well lets just hope if you do, your not on your mobile, because you will need to sell a kidney to pay for the 9 hour phone call, and if you are one of the lucky ones that actually get through, you will either end up with a fuckwit that has no idea what your asking, or you have been directed to the guy that cleans the toilets by mistake.

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Its not bad enough that when you walk in and take the ticket from that fucking machine and you look up at the current number they are serving and find out there are over a hundred people in front of you, nah, when you finally get the the fucking counter, they will tell you that you have the wrong paperwork and tell you to come back another day...

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ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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I think they should have a 10ft high fucking hairy gorilla at the front door that belts you in the fuckin nose, so that when you sit there for an hour, you have something to take your mind off it.

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Then we come to the rocket scientists behind the counter, for fuck sake, do they go to slow school ? i mean how many times do they have to ask you the same questions, and you provide them the same fucking paperwork, only to have them tell you that you are missing something, until you point out that its in thier hand ?

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Heaven forbid you actually have to register something and they have to waddle outside to come check the numbers on the vehicle ?

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Oh man, thats a fate worse than death, because we all know how they fuck around even when you show them where the numbers are, but all of a sudden they think they are fucking mechanics and decide to have a look round the vehicle, like they even know what the fuck they are looking at ?

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Do you know how badly i want to shove one of those stupid fucking little extension lights they use to see the number, right up thier lazy farken arse, and pull it out the other fucking end ?

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One thing i do feel sorry for is the poor bastards in NSW, you guys got serious issues with your RTA, they are fucked !!

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I tried to arrange a permit to bring a vehicle home to Vic, and was told i needed to get a brown slip to drive it on the road ? whats a brown slip i ask ?

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Well fuck me, i have to get a safety check to allow me to take a vehicle to go get checked ?

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What the fuck ? I need a check to take it for a check ?

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Are they on fucking drugs ? Obviously they fucking are.

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Seriously, we need to doze the joints into the ground with the useless fucking cunts working there in with the rubble.

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Fuckin cunts !!