Banks AGAIN !!

FUCKING BANKS

Well, ive been watching these bullshit bank Ads on the TV and ive finally snapped.

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Do these cunts think that we are all fucking so stupid that we dont know they lie to our faces ?

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Example: NAB is currently running a campaign saying that during the global meltdown, that they actually increased lending to help people through the storm.

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WHAT THE FUCK ?????

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If by increased lending they mean they increased lending to thier own repossesion department, then yeh, maybe they did, but for fuck sake.... we all know the cunts just repossesed more poor cunts houses and cars than they probably did in the last 10 years.

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How is it for these scumbag pricks, that make more profit than most countries, ok to lie to our faces, and were sposed to swallow this crap ?

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Then on top of it, they keep jacking up the home loan rates, regardless of what the reserve bank does, what they just sit there in the banks department of "fucking over the customers" thinking of more ways to screw us up the arse daily ?
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Well another bank has been running ads saying they "Contacted thier clients during the Globla Financial Crisis and offered to extend thier loans and refinance them" Ummmm who the fuck did they contact ? coz i cant seem to find a single fucking person that didnt COP IT UP THE ARSE during this fuckin meltdown.
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I mean seriously, were they all aiming for the jackpot prize ? repo 100 homes an hour and get this set of steak knives ? WTF ? Repo 100 cars in an hour and get the meat tray ?

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The dirty cunts throw people out of thier homes and on to the street, and yeh, thats all just forgotten, lets put some nice touchy feely ads out, and the dumb cunts will beleive us...

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By now im sure you have figured out that I HATE BANKS, and i reckon THEY ARE CUNTS, becuase they have no other purpose in life, but to fuck you over, and make a profit in the process.

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I think i might open my own bank, and call it the "FU Bank", my slogan can be "We can fuck you over just as good as the others, but hey, we will give you free moneyboxes". Man i will make a Motza.
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Who's tried to borrow some money in the last 12 months ? for a car, or a house, or even a personal loan ? Tell me you dont feel like the little boy from the movie Oliver...

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"Please sir, id like to borrow some money, and you can make a massive profit from it...."

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"YOU WANT TO BORROW MORE ???? YOU WANT MORE???"

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Seriously, one day i want to win 50 mil in lotto, and im gonna buy a fuck load of shares in a bank, and then go to the AGM and made a dead set cunt of myself, and heckle the fuck out of the pricks in the middle of thier "we just made another billion" speech.

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Why is it ok for these cunts to treat us like were fucking vermin shit caught under thier boot ? Why do they think we are all stupid ? Do they see fucking scars on our foreheads from frontal labotomies ?

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Want me to tell you why ?

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Coz they are cunts, pure and simple.

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Fuckem.

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Later peoples.