Ebay Fuckwits!

Today, the fuckwits of Ebay, its your fucking turn.

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Well, how many fucking times, do you look at something someone is trying to sell on Ebay, with completely fucking useless pictures ?

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I mean its not like your trying to sell something is it ? Oh hang on, wait, YOU FUCKING ARE! Why do they think they will sell something if they cant even be bothered taking a few pics of the thing, i mean, like how fucking hard is it?

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So if you could be fucked, you ask for some more pics, and the sellers think your asking for thier fuckin first born!, cmon they wouldnt spend money on something without pics, but when they become sellers, your expected to have a fucking crystal ball, and know what it looks like, without pics!

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Then we have the fucktards with the stupid questions, how many times do people have to ask stupid questions, cmon, surely people arent that thick in the melon, ive seen and heard some fucked up questions, then ive had some that just defy belief with thier stupidity, questions like, "That car your selling, whats it need for a RWC?".....hmm maybe, wheels, engine, gearbox, interior, diff, and pretty much all the hang on panels. Yeh thats right cunt, it says "ROLLING SHELL" in the fucking ad, yeh, drive the cunt home fuckwit.

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How about, mr "Im sorry, i bid on your item, I dont want it, ummm.......the dog pressed the bid button...........12 times!" For fuck sake, we have all been tanked and thought, yeh, that pink VW would be cool, and hit the button, and then the next morning, your thinking what the fuck did i do last night? What the fuck did i buy ? This folks, i like to call "Drunk Bidding" and there should be an extra button on Ebay, called the "Morning after" button, that automatically retracts the bid, if you were over.. 08% BAC the night before. Good call i reckon.

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Seriously, i once had someone say, "Sell somthing on Ebay and meet a dickhead" Yeh Mick, she's all yours that one mate, never a truer word spoken, and it needs to go down in history!

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Later Meat Puppets.