Women !!!

The Fairer Sex..

Why oh why have all us males been wired the way we have.... We chase after these women, and the ones that are the most destructive to our lives, are the ones we chase the most...

Were born to run after these women, and the nutty ones seem to attract us the most.

We let ourselves be dragged in by these evil creatures, and they thoroughly enjoy taking apart our lives, making us miserable, and...

...DRIVING US FUCKING INSANE...

No sentence drives a man to want to top ourselves, more than the chestnut i will now disclose...

Set the picture.... you have just come home from work, you have had an absolute crunt of a day, you nearly strangled your boss, you fought with everyone on the way home, you got cut off 4 times on the freeway, and even had a flat tyre on the freeway.

...You walk in the door, and your beloved... your one reason for living.... your true love is in the foulest mood you have ever seen. Literlally, if you lost your winning tattslotto ticket you wouldnt be this angy...

So you think... what the hell ? i will stick my head in the lions mouth, and i will do the right thing and ask her....

So you ask.... and you get this responce...

"If you dont know, im not going to tell you...."

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You Pause.... then it hits you like a fucking sledge hammer to the head...

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ARGHHHHHHHHH !!!

WHAT THE FUCK DID I ASK FOR ????!!!

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Be Honest... how many times have you wanted to answer this question....

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"Do these pants make my butt look big ?"

With the response...

"No Dear, your ASS MAKES THE PANTS LOOK BIG..."

Come on admit it...

Then there is the whole car thing...

Recently, a friend told me of a story....

Over dinner with his loving wife, she mentions to him that the car needs oil, he says.. oh really dear ? why is that ? She replies with..... "Because the oil light has been on all week, and the engine is really noisy...."

Ofcourse we all know the oil light.... is referred to by mechanics... as the "Too Late Light"...

Seriously though, what other choice do we have ? they drive us insane, destroy our lives, send us to the grave early, and we still keep going back for more...



Truth is, were the ones with the problems... not them.



Cheers



Angry-Man.