Govern-ment.

FUCKING GOVERNMENT !!


What the Fucking Hell is wrong with these people we elect ?


Is our gene pool really becoming that shallow that we have to elect the people that we do ?

Surely a trained chimpanzee could do a better job ? Actually, i take that back, im SURE the chimp could do a better job.

I was watching that Julia Gillard being interviewed a few nights ago, and they were asking her what is was like to be incharge while K-Rudd is away.

3 times the woman kept steering the conversation back to her claiming to have single handedly saved the modern world from imminent destruction by dismantling Howards workchoices.

Julia... im afraid dear, that no one really gives a fuck darl, and frankly, youd be doing us all a favour and not reminding us that you are currently incharge of the country, because thats something we really dont want to know. Because you in charge of our proud nation, scares us all more than the thought of being castrated with a rusty shovel and no anesthetic.

Julia dear, i dont think it would be possible to find a more unatractive woman, and your voice seriously makes people cringe. Please do us all a favour...

.....AND SHUT THE FUCK UP !!

Julia darl, please do us all another favour too please, keep your ugly mug off the TV, so we can all keep our dinner down. Seriously i think most of us would rather have our eyes carved out with a rusty nail than have to look at your melon whilst we out our dinner.

We all know your only filling the seat of a guy that will run the economy into the toilet so far that we will all eventually vote Labour out, and vote the Libs back in, then eventually vote the Libs back out and Labour back in.

Your no better than the last one, and you wont be any better than the next one, or worse for that matter....

YOUR ALL AS FUCKING USELESS AS EACHOTHER !!

We all know the cycle, we have all seen it before. Only the names change, not the scenery....

Then ofcourse we have all the hundreds and im sure thousands of goverment departments that we all spend our hard earned dollars on funding...

Im sure everyone reading this has spent an inordinate amount of time on the phone to some obscure goevernment departmant that just fucks us over.

No doubt we ring into these goverment departments, and they no doubt all sit at thier desk, laughing at us as we sit there on hold.

Cant you just see them laughing and pointing at huge flashing switchboards saying to thier work mates that they cant talk to this guy, hes only been on hold for 20 mins, he needs another 10 mins....

FARK !!!!!!!

No doubt this government department will require some obscure bit of paperwork from us for them to do what we want them to....

"Im sorry sir, i cant release that refund to you without a signed statement from your pre school teacher, confiriming that you didnt drink that glass if milk on the 12th of Nov 1975, and then you will have to get it notorised by either a minister of the church of scientology or a certified practising member of some obscure cult that was exterminated during the spanish inquisition and we will ofcourse require the original copy..."

Ofcourse they will lose that piece of paper, and then you will have to do it all over again, but we both know that you will eventually just give up and forget about it alltogether.....

Cheers,

The Angry-Man.