Traffic light morons !!!

Hello meat puppets, today the idiot section of our wonderful little community we call the human race that im going to discuss is the Idiot that sits at the GREEN traffic lights.

A few days ago, Im out picking up some things for work, and i come to a Red traffic light. Im the second car back from the lights.

The car infront houses a lady, that ive just noticed has taken it upon herself to do her makeup, and keep talking on her mobile phone....

The lights go green, and she is still parked there doing her makeup.... ARGHHHHHHH!!!

So i give a POLITE tap on the horn, not a big blast, just a tap... but the woman in front thinks shes obviously a supermodel and needs the makup piled on with a spatula coz she aint paying attention, she just keeps piling it on.

A bit longer blast on the horn and shes looking around to see whos beeping her, then returns to doing the makeup, oblivious that there are other people in the world besides her...

Ok now im about to lose it...

I hit the horn and dont let up, and madam butterfly sticks her head out the widown yells at me and asks what i want....

So i yells back...

I WANT YOU TO FARKEN GO FOR FARK SAKE, THE LIGHTS ARE GREEN !!

So she looks at the lights, finally realises that she is holding up about half a dozen people and takes off flailing her arms around like were all being nasty to her !!

I get ready to take off and guess what ?

LIGHTS GO FARKEN WELL RED !!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHH !!!

What is the matter with people !!

Cheers

Angry-Man.