Fuckwit Drivers....

Idiots on our roads i tells ya...

Seriously, how the fuck do some people get a drivers licence ? I mean really, surely the various state Authorities cant be that incompetant to hand out licences to all these people that cant drive a greasy stick up a camels arse.

Does Kellogs really hand them out in Corn Flake boxes ? Maybe its not actually a joke ? maybe its true ? Because there is no logical way they can legally have a licence.

How often do you take an on ramp to get onto a freeway only to come to a complete stop, because the fucking idiot at the end of the ramp, has stopped, instead of matching the traffic speed and merging ? Where the fuck do these idiots get thier licences from ? Were back at Mr Kellog again arent we ?

The government is pushing this wipe off 5 to sumthin sumthin.... (I dont pay attention to those shitty ads). Well why the fuck do i get stuck by the one fuckwit that watches the ad and then puts it into practice ? Where the fuck does this tool get off holding me up ? When did i vote for him to use up my time ?

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Then we have Mr or Ms "The law doesnt apply to me".... youve seen the fucking idiots in the carparks, parking wherever they want.... the guy or woman in the Merc worth 200 grand, parked in the loading zone, or even the handicapped spot... I must admit over the years to taking out a fair amount of aggression on these fuckwits, and giving them a serve. One of my favoutite moves is to park right next to them if im in the company ute, and leave about 2mm of clearance between the cars so the dumb shits cant get into thier car.

I have actually had one dickhead once try to give me a serve when i got back to the ute.... well i served him back, and proceeded to sit in my ute, and make a few phone calls and make the knob wait longer... Maybe the stooge will think twice before doing it again.... But we both know probably not..

Ive always wanted to fit one of this dot matrix flashing signs you see in the front of take away shops, to my back window, and a little keyboard on my dashboard, so i can type messages to the fuckwit drivers of the world as i pass them...

Let me introduce you to some of the fuckheads on our roads that Mr Kellog has a lot to answer for....

MR CHICKEN SHIT....

This fuckwit drives with thier foot contstantly on the brake pedal no matter what speed they are driving... and taps the brake every time they see anything remotely interesting, heaven forbid a car comes near them because they panic and slam the brakes on. There is a special place in hell reserved for this wanker...

MR SHORT SIGHTED....

We have all met this stooge, this is the guy that jabs the brakes when your following him about 200mts behind, because he is so short sighted he thinks your in his boot. This particular idiot constantly thinks your tailgating him, and ignores the 200m gap behind him...

MR RICE BURNER RACE CAR DRIVER...

We all know this joke, he drives a bog stock hyundai with an exhaust tip so big that it puts a Kenworth to shame... Look, each to thier own, but why do these guys seem it so important to gun the car up to the lights, or the traffic in front of them, and then blip the throttle every 2 seconds, and seriously the noise the car makes is like a fart in a bathtub....

MR OVERTAKER...

Then we have this stupid crunt.... this is the dick that overtakes us, only to pull in front of us and slow down again, forcing us to overtake him, and pull in front, then ofcourse, he is furious, and doesnt realise his own stupidity, and does it all over again... Seriously i want a cow catcher like on the front of that truck in Mad Max... only a little nudge will sort it...



Ahhh fuck the lot of them, i could fill 50 pages with these idiots.


Once again... thanks for reading...

The Angry Man.