The Freakin Supermarket...

Man what is it with people ?

last night i went to the local supermarket, being as today was hotter than the surface of the Sun, and the whole weekend and Monday is going to be so hot that people burst into flames for no reason, i thought id stock up on food so i dont have to come back for a few days.

The heat and the Angry Man dont get along at all...

Well I digress....

I got there after work, and walk into the supermarket through a carpark that is so hot i swear my shoes were sticking to the bitumen.

Well first off i forgot to take a farken $1.00 coin to get a god damn farking cunnova trolley.

Why the fark do they make you do that ? are the trolleys only worth $1.00 to them ? Seriously it serves no bloody purpose but to piss you off. Why have to stick 1 freakin dollar in ?

For fark sake...

So i cave in and take the stoopid basket, that is gonna hold bugger all...

Well, i walk around the supermarket with all the crying screaming little vermin snot sucking kids, and finally get all my crap, and walk to the checkout...

WHAT THE FARK !! there is like 2 people serving and the line is long enough to reach half way to the moon.


WHY DOES THE WORLD KEEP FUCKING ME OVER !!!!


Well i pick the lane with the fewest people waiting.... and then after two people in front of me get served, i finally realise the lanes arent long beacuse there are lots of people...

ITS LONG BECAUSE I HAVE THE WORLDS SLOWEST CHECK OUT CHICK !!


Argggghhhhh !!!


Well 10 mins later im not quite up to the checkout, but i glance back and count 12 people bahind me...

Its just then that i notice that they are opening another checkout and for fark sake, what happens next made me loose it...

THE CHECKOUT CHICK GESTURES TO THE PERSON AT THE END OF THE LINE TO COME TO HER CHECKOUT !!!


WHAT THE FARKEN HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE !!


The people at the end of the line just walked up 30 seconds ago, and they get to jump the line !!!

Ive been standing there 10 minutes...

ARGHHHHHHH !!!

Man by the time i got to the checkout i was peaking....

I paid for my crap and left.

The world just keeps fucking us all over....


Thanks for reading....

The Angry-Man.