Drive Thru !!

Well... tonight on the way home from work, i decided that ive been good lately, been going for a good 45 min walk every night, been eating well, and cutting back on the coffee at work.

So i decided to give myself a little reward.... that i was going to regret very very shortly...

So i head for Macdonalds on the way home, and head for the drive thru...

I pull in and see this car parked at the menu board just parked there.... so i wait a min or two, and the guy still just sits there reading the board... so now im getting a little miffed, and the guy still sits there....

Im losing patience now, beacuse to me it feels like an eternity has passed, and then they Angry Man comes out and starts thinking....

IF YOU WANT TO READ THE FARKING MENU... GET OUT OF YOUR STINKIN CAR, WALK INTO THE STORE AND READ THE FARKEN MENU... FOR FARK SAKE !!

I mean isnt the drive thru meant to be quick ?

So anyway, captain slow finally takes off from the menu board, (My horn might have helped that along, but i cant be sure.... :)... and then he gets to the window and hands the girl a hand full of coins and drops half of them on the ground...

OBVIOUSLY, i didnt know i was behind the brain surgeon that practices at the back of the local penny arcade... and he gets out of his car and starts picking up all the coins...

So after the girl counts all this dicks money, he is short and i can see the farken idiot fumbling around inside his car looking for more change...

By this time im eyeing off a handfull of change in my console in my car and thinking i should throw the lot at him, and how great it would all look protruding from his forehead...

So finally he pays the girl and proceeds to the collection window...

Now the moron takes he bag that looks like it contains nothing more than a junior burger, he opens the bag and proceeds to pull the bun off the burger and start looking at its contents WHILE HE IS STILL AT THE BLOODY WINDOW...

Weelll... finally captain brainiac takes off and i get to collect my greasy take away... and swear to myself never a farken gain....

But we both know there WILL be a next time...

Cheers,

ANGRY-MAN